Jesus strikes back: judgment day
The year is 2028. Homosexual billionaire reptilian satanists George Sorrows and Mark Cuckerberg are president and vice-president of the USA. A strict communist regime is immediately implemented across the USA, resulting in millions of deaths, the collapse of the economy and the end of free speech. The constitution is ripped to shreds and replaced with the decree of 74853769 genders.
The sorceresses of the 33rd degree triumvrate , H. Klintun, N. Peelosee and A. Merkill, unleash a powerful army of radical illegal aliens upon the global population who swiftly spread from city to city pillaging all in their path, looting and raping EVERYTHING and EVERYONE in sight. Not a woman, child, or goats asshole is spared.
With a global New World Order firmly in power and the worldwide population suppressed, Comrade George Sorrows implements the Final Solution. All straight conservative males are rounded up by the thousand and sent to death camps. The sight of a heterosexual, conservative, christian male becomes a distant memory for many. A few manage to escape to the neighbouring wildernesses and mountains, only to be tracked down and slaughtered.
“Let he who is without sin cast thy first bullet”
The biggest enemy of the New World Order, J.C, returns to Earth as promised over 2000 years ago. The sight of what humanity has become brings tears to his eyes. With peace in his heart, J.C offers the New World Order a chance to repent and let the people go. Unsurprisingly, they resist and attempt to crucify him. In a deadly shootout, J.C barely manages to escape with his life. He retreats, pursued by a gender diverse and multicultural army.
With a peaceful negotiation out of the question, J.C has no choice but to act fast. He cannot idly watch his people suffer. He must team up with the last remaining straight males – Tromp, Dolph, Pootin, Napolion, Mussolino, Bolselnoro – and free the people. They must defeat the New World Order leaders and then finally upload Facts and Logic to the system – freeing the people from the social media matrix and ultimately the grasp of the tyrannical New World Order and it’s supreme overlord… Noseberg Shekelstein.
The holy and loving chosen one. His return to the world was not welcomed by the New World Order regime. His message of love and peace was rejected and met with violent resistance. With no other option, it is up to he without sin to cast thy first bullet.
Occupation: Part time artist, full time German saviour
Dolph foresaw the coming catastrophe that would ultimately be the New World Order and thus documented the threat in his eBook “the struggle” (immediately banned from online retailer Amazun). Dolph is arguably the greatest gamer to have ever graced the Earth – his gamer record kill streak unmatched by any other gamer.
Occupation: American Hero
Previously the leader of the land of the free, he was dethroned by the growing rise of the communists(rallied by the fake news propaganda). Tromp barely managed to escape with his life, but never one to let things slide, he picked up his AR-15 and is thirsty for revenge, ready to make his old country great again.
Occupation: Hockey Champion
A master of judo and the former leader of a very cold country. Being a wise man of great judgement, Pootin never trusted the growing New World Order. After the NWO conquered Russia, Pootin had no choice but to flee with his life, making a single vow to return and become even more powerful than before.
Occupation: Angry Italian
Mussolino was a fierce critic of the radical socialists and NWO on his Twittor account, until he was deplatformed and had all his assets frozen and seized. With all his possessions taken, he fled with nothing but a burning desire in his heart for revenge.
Napolion climbed up the corporate ladder to ultimately become emperor of France, however he lost everything after being defeated at Waterloo by the radical socialists. He was exiled to a distant island, but being a man of stone and iron, he escaped ready to reclaim his old kingdom.
Occupation: Army Officer
After Brazil was conquered by the rainbow militants and radical socialists, Bolselnoro began a one man crusade to save his home country from the invading rapists.
Blonde haired, blue eyed Eva is not only just the loyal wife of Dolph, but also a pro-gamer in her own right. She enjoys nothing more than competing for the highest kill streak in a CO-OP gaming session with Dolph.
SIR DEUS VULT, THE FIRST
Nationality: Resident of the Holy Land
At the end of the crusades, Sir Deus Vult was personally noticed by the Pope due to his outstanding gaming kill streak. It was then decided that such an excellent soldier should be cryogenically frozen indefinitely – ready to be resurrected when the world needed him most.
Brent T spent his early years as a professional shitposter, trolling the internets with a fuck load of memes. After years spent on what he felt was an unfulfilling life, Brent T decided to turn his back on a life of eternal shitposting, and decided to become an Epic Gamer instead.
Occupation: Onion Farmer
When the evil sorceress A. Merkill began invading distant lands with armies of radical illegal aliens, even Shrekt’sswamp wasn’t safe (despite being very far, far away). Shrekt, being a simple and peaceful ogre, was welcoming to the invaders, ready to peacefully share his swamp. That all changed however when the radical illegal aliens kidnapped and gangbanged Shrekt’s donkey. Needless to say, Shrekt had no choice but to become an epic gamer and get ’em out of his swamp.
SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR
This is the most common radical group you will encounter in the New World. They are never alone and always hunt in packs typically consisting of 5 to 10 NPCs as they are weak alone, however they can be a threat when they are working as a large coordinated pack. They will only attack when their pack is large in number, else they will attempt to flee.
Threat Level: Low
Although similar in nature to the typical Social Justice Warrior, the Feminazi is easily distinguished by their brightly colored hair which serves to scare away potential mates. The Feminazi can often be heard emitting a sharp screech which only other Feminazis are capable of understanding. They will attack any male on sight. Although mostly female, there have been rare sightings of the elusive “male feminazi”.
Threat Level: Low
The Rainbow Reich Militia (RRM) was formed after the world collapsed. The rainbow militants hunt in large packs of up to 30 looking for any victim who does not belong to the RRM. They are known to completely disembowel their victims – many have been found all over the New World with their entrails leaking from their torn anuses. They are weak alone, but when in large packs they will surround their target and attempt to attack from behind.
Threat Level: Low alone, high in large packs
Exploiting the global anarchy of the New World regime, these invaders freely transgress borders moving from foreign city to city – looting, raping and slaughtering all in their path. The alien invaders can appear in gangs of 3 to 10 members and can sometimes be armed with weapons including knives, crowbars, bats and handguns. The alien invaders march into each unsuspecting city with only one motive in their heart – to kill you and then rape your wife and kids.
Threat Level: High
These people come from wealthy, middle class suburban families. Some of them used to be gamerz but they became too pressured by the myth of gamer guilt pushed by the non-gamerz, ultimately driving them to become non-gamerz themselves. While they are usually always armed with weapons, none of them have even half the balls to use them at all, let alone effectively. These non-gamerz believe they are very epic, however the reality is their only purpose in this world is to provide free widespread comedy for the gamerz.
Hostility: Absolutely none whatsoever
Threat Level: Threats to themselves only
Financed directly by the NWO regime, these “doctors” are tasked with “aborting” (i.e murdering) a percentage of children in order to cull the global population. Not only are these serial killers tasked with murdering babies, but they will also inject questionable substances into anyone who has an opinion not prescribed by the NWO, in order to cure Wrongthink.
Threat Level: High
These violent communists come to power by claiming to be “for the people”, promising to make everything free for those who are too lazy to work for themselves. Once they are in power however, they line only their own pockets and never deliver on the promise of “free everything”. The Demonkrat is always flanked by a herd of NPC comrades ready to do their bidding.
Threat Level: High
The legendary radical, frenzied, non-binary, gender fluid, pansexual humanoid berserker. Man? Woman? Or complete myth? Rumors of the elusive RFNBGFPHB often circulate around the New World taverns and bars, and legend has it that no one knows what the RFNBGFPHB looks like as no one has lived to tell the tale. Gruesome stories are told of them destroying everything and anything in their path. If they do exist and you encounter one in the New World, do not engage. Run.
Threat Level: Words cannot describe
OS: 64-bit Windows 7/8/10 / macOS 10.12+ / Ubuntu 16.04+ (64-bit)
Processor: Intel CPU Core i7 3770 3, 3.0 GHz, AMD CPU AMD FX-8350 3.0 GHz.
Graphics: Nvidia GPU GeForce GTX 770 or AMD GPU Radeon R9 290.
Disk space: 2GB.
Must be entered into the cheat menu in ALL CAPS:
SOCIALISMISBAD – max cash
JESUSROSE – Full health
BULLETPROOF – Full armour
OPENBORDERS – Unlock all missions
JESUS2020 – Godmode
USETHEFORCE – jedi bullets
STRAPPED – Max ammo
AKBARGUN – exploding bullets
IFUCKEDUP – remove godmode, exploding/force bullets
REMOVEKEBAB – Become Brent T
MOONHEAD – Become Moomman
DEUSVULT – Become ir Deus Vult
EVA – Become Eva Brawn
ADLMASCOT – Become Pepe
HONKHONK – Become Honkler
SAYHELLOTOMY – Super gun
LIBERALSOULS – Become Grim Reaper
GETOUTMYSWAMP – Get absolutely Shrekt
ALEXJONES – Turns all enemies into happy frogs